this is turning out to be a fun weekend so far...i partied last night, had breakfast made for me this morning, drove back to lompoc, spent some quality time with xandie, went out to dinner, hung out with m diddy, ricky, and booby, played uh son deuce for like four hours, threw jack in the box antenna balls at each other's domepieces, and went home. me and mike dominated buttfag and cockhair at halo, then mike made a game variant called roman helmet. for the uninitiated, a roman helmet is balls in the eyes, cock over the nose...this one was just recently added to my repertoire courtesy of booby. i found out the shotgun truly is my weapon of choice, beating both mike and ricky who i thought were better than me. they probably are overall, but they can't touch my shotty. and let me tell you from personal experience, those jack balls hurt like a mofucker. especially the noses. i was extremely surprised ricky's mom didn't kick us out...we probably woke up the whole neighborhood with our cock-foolery.

well...the sun's gonna come up in like an hour so i should probably crash.

cock oil.

song of the post: metallica - for whom the bell tolls