flaming poo

Monday, February 02, 2004

yeah, about that last post, i think i'm on to something here. there appears to be an underground industry producing robot sheep merely to harvest their steel wool. i think we should organize a task force to seek out this menace to society and liberate the robot sheep from the tyrannic hands of their captors.

on a lighter note, it rained all day today. i'm not talking the kind of rain where you get slightly wet and think nothing of it. i'm talking about the kind of rain where the wind is blowing so hard that even with your hood on, looking down, it is still blowing in your face. i'm talking about the kind of rain where you see lightning and immediately after it hear a peal of thunder that lasts for twenty seconds. i'm talking about the kind of rain where you take off all your clothes to dry out when you get back to your room. it was fucking awesome. i wish we had more of it here.

i benched 185 today. i'm so proud of myself. go me.

after putting off my speech for like three weeks, in true tim fashion, i did it (well, most of it) the night before. i still have to finish it up tomorrow. i think i'll be good though. it's about mad cow. i almost want to tell them how there were these guys from texas at aj's one night, heavily plastered, saying things like "make sure you cook the mad out of my cow." but i just don't think they'd get it. i guess you had to be there.

today me, nathan, nico, and marcus applied for cerro vista, the on-campus apartments. if we get it it'll be so sicc, i just can't put it into words. the four of us, together. wow. life is so great. i love it. good times, good times.

song of the post: jimi hendrix - hey joe (i heard you shot your old lady down)

does steel wool come from robot sheep?