actual conversation:

[13:59] ally: some dumbass tried to get into my computer
[13:59] Zaxius: what do you mean, how?
[13:59] ally: from shanghai
[13:59] Zaxius: haha
[13:59] ally: internet
[14:00] Zaxius: from shanghai?
[14:00] Zaxius: haha
[14:00] ally: suckerbastard
[14:00] ally: yes
[14:00] ally: but he cant outsmart my firewall

song of the post: sublime - we're only gonna die for our arrogance