flaming poo

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

mike, i'm glad you're having fun working at the casino and going to school and stuff. hopefully we can find some time to hang out this weekend and catch up.

life's going well right now...classes are going pretty well and everything. this past weekend me, xandie, and barbie went down to LA to visit anthony and donnie and go to the REM concert in irvine. it was so awesome, they were really good live. then anthony came back up to san luis with me. the drive up was fun, we talked about lots of stuff and caught up since we hadn't seen each other in awhile. then when we got here we went to woodstock's and walked up and down higuera and ended up sitting in front of firestone's for like half an hour just talking. i love seeing old friends. speaking of which, either ryan needs to come up or i need to go down there, because i'm going through humor withdrawal.

so on the way back to san luis i was driving on the freeway and i went by this cop and i thought everything was ok since i wasn't speeding more than my usual amount that i know won't get me pulled over, and suddenly i saw him racing up behind me, and i was like FUCK! but i had a good feeling about it since i didn't think i'd done anything wrong and i had a 9 for 10 record for being pulled over and let go. so he pulled up behind me and sat there for like a minute, then got in the other lane, then got back behind me and finally pulled me over. then he came up and told me my car was really loud. how did he know that! well, with an action that completely reminded me of luken he told me. "i was getting in my patrol car and i heard this WAAAH and i was like WHOA! what is THAT!!!" for a second i thought luken had given up coaching football to become a cop. so he made me pop my hood and he said i had to put everything back to stock, and i could only drive my car home or to the shop, but if i went home first and then drove it to the shop, i could have my car impounded. how fucking stupid is that? omg. so i drove home and my parents came up and got my car since i had homework to do, and so now i am without a car for at least a week, and the hell of it, the absolute HELL of it, is that i JUST got that fucking header installed, and now it's all being taken out. FUCK.

today it rained and i was loving every minute of it. i only had one class, so i came back and played condition zero and dod and on the maps with rain it was cool because i could feel gusts of wind and rain every once in awhile through my open window and it was like i was In The Game. then i got a call from a computer repair store i applied to called computer stuff. they said they were really backed up and they wanted me to come in and help them out, and that would be sort of a test and if i was good enough they'd hire me permanently. the only thing was, i misunderstood him and thought he meant for me to come in whenever. so i sat down to play uh son with nico and about two hours later i got a call. "hi, this is amber at computer stuff. weren't you supposed to be here a couple hours ago?" "fuck," i thought to myself. so i told them that i thought they meant to come in at my convenience, and the owner got back on the phone and told me that he had meant for me to come in right away. so i explained to him that i didn't have a car at the moment and it was raining, so he said ok and hung up. but then barbie saved the day by inviting me to barnes and noble to study, so instead i bummed a ride off her. so i worked for a couple hours, and it was pretty cool. the people are cool. the owner is kind of an asshole, but he's funny. i was standing next to him and he just reached his entire arm down his pants to adjust himself. i guess he has huge balls or something, having to get that much leverage. either that or sticky legs. he kind of reminds me of jerry, who if you'll read back to the previous post about me getting my job back at aj's for a month, you'll see called me and posed as a detective investigating a murder. it was pretty cool though. they want me to come back tomorrow, so i'm hoping they hire me on as a permanent tech, because i could really use some money. maybe i'll get a motorcycle...

so me and the roomies were fucking around tonight as usual, and marcus kept threatening to flash me, and he finally did it and i didn't look away in time and it was horrible. then we found out nathan shaves his balls with ballbasol (get it, like barbasol only for balls). then we found out he was just kidding. oh, such good times.

but where's ryan?

song of the post: boondock saints - holy fool (best movie ever (not really, but it's up there))