flaming poo

Friday, September 05, 2003

lol...fucking tactical mike. steve-o and i decided he's one of those people like ricky and jesse from work. everything he says is fucking hilarious. when him and brandon reil get together (and granted brandon is pretty cool) it's nothing but this:

brandon: hey let's go do (insert stupid idea here)
mike: brandon. you're such a fucking idiot. shut the fuck up.

it was like this at lunch at bravo's during senior year and everywhere else. it's so fucking funny. take, for example:

brandon: let's go shoot a car and film it!
mike: yeah, let's go do something illegal brandon. don't you learn from videotaping shit and getting caught?

or, as we were leaving the abandoned grefco plant, brandon was being stupid as usual and i had to comment to
steve-o:

me: dude, it's like they're fucking married.
brandon: ...i don't want to marry him.
mike: yeah, not like it's a fucking expression or anything.

shit like that all night. hilarity i tell you. so anyway, we were at grefco exploring the abandoned offices and warehouses and shit, it was awesome...there's all kinds of broken shit everywhere, and old files and timecards and stuff, it's sweet. we also drove around in brandon's car and had mike pull the green dumpsters at like 30 mph and crash them into other ones. fucking mayhem.

so only about a week left until go back to cal poly. i'm looking forward to it though, it should be fun just like summer institute was, and that was only five weeks long. but now i can't stop thinking of brandon totally being mike's bitch...it was so hilarious. i wish i could have been there for more of their idiotic stuff, which they apparently do all the time. that time tyler clark got expelled for spraying that lady with a fire extinguisher? it was brandon who did the actually spraying. crazy stuff. so until later, this is anal invader signing off.

song of the post: jane's addiction - just because (i saw this shit live!)