i thought of this today while coming out of the bathroom at work. i know shlomo will appreciate it because it's in the style of the "in soviet russia, car drives you!" jokes.

my forehead's gravitational field is so strong, jet turbines get sucked into it.

on a side note, the little word verification thing at the bottom says "fwkffuxk". HAHA THEY SAID FUCKS...reminds me of fuklamp.

song of the post: tool - the pot (kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent)