mike g, i'm mad at you. you haven't posted in a long fucking time, and i saw you tonight so i know you're still alive.

i saw dan and angela tonight and it was nice catching up with them, hopefully since they're back we can hang out a little more before school starts back up.

today in san luis me and mike and nathan had a lot of fun running around. we ate a 40 oz. burger at sylvester's and got our picture put up on the wall. on the way up we stuck our thumbs out the window in the hopes of getting a return thumbs up, but we got only one. on the way back, we stuck our legs out the window and did penny racers, and then combined the two with me doing penny racers and mike sticking his legs out the sunroof. good times.

denny's was loads of fun as usual tonight...it was me, mike, ally, nathan, and sarah matye, and boy, when we all get around each other something funny is bound to happen. we talked about various random funny things, and then somehow i brought up the topic of a guy with two anuses, one of which is on his forehead, and then i speculated that if someone else had a penis on their forehead they could fuck like that, and then me and mike acted it out for the others. nathan spit some of his drink out onto his plate from laughing. julia stiles also made a cameo appearance. then i went out and rode on the hood of christen's car around the denny's parking lot, but she drove really slow! it was still kinda fun though.

song of the post: sublime - jailhouse

i was talking to this busser at work tonight as we were rolling silverware to pass the time, and he has some interesting views. he graduated from cabrillo this past year and is going into the navy. he's a moderately hardcore christian, he's a republican, and he's voting for bush. he likes country music. he's a self-proclaimed white supremacist, although he doesn't hate other races, just thinks they're kinda inferior. he thinks women are inferior to men because the bible says so. and despite all this, he likes tool. what a weirdo.

song of the post: kyuss - phototropic

ericka i recognize those lyrics, they're garbage! and i saw you in hallmark!

i went to the beach with chris and xandie with boogieboards and caught one good wave and a few ok, and got slammed to the floor by a few of them, and it was cold and wet and really fun. second time to the beach all summer. in the winter i want to go somewhere where it snows, like figueroa or piños, and slide down the hillside in my unused round orange snow slidey thingy.

so me and mally are chillin at denny's, the old poc-town standby, and this woman walks in, only it isn't so much a woman as a transvestite/transgendered man, i'm still not sure. he/she/it will henceforth be referred to as FUCK. FUCK is wearing a dress and a woman's wig/real hair, so i think nothing of it until ally points out that it's got a man's face. as FUCK passes by on FUCK's way back from the bathroom, i take a gander at the FUCKface and realize that ally is indeed correct. i look back at my food so i don't seem like i'm staring, and out of the corner of my eye i see FUCK stop. "oh shit," i think to myself, "this is going to end in bloodshed." FUCK takes the few steps back to our table and puts it to us bluntly. "what's the speed of light?" FUCK inquires. i think he said it to mike, but i answered. "186,000 miles per hour." FUCK starts to congratulate me, then realizes i made a mistake. "per second," he corrects. "you're right," i respond. then FUCK just walks away and sits back down at the counter. so then our waitress comes up and tells us that she thinks that's the cop with the boob job, who xandie told me about a long time ago. i don't know what to believe, i just know it was fucking strange.

that sounded like one of ryan's posts about the weird dreams he has, but i swear it was made with 100% real cheese.

song of the post: a perfect circle - diary of a lovesong (cover of the cure, inspired by taryn's post)