so i wrote a rap song while thinking about ryan.

in the style of the beastie boys:

weeeeeeeell, i was chillin with my homies on mount si-NAI!
don't let em tell you different cuz that's a LIE!
if you mess with the lord then you will DIE!
the ten commandments fell in my EYE!

to be continued, possibly.

and then there's this.