ally said i should have a warning on the link for my webpage, so here it is: don't click that link unless you want to see something truly awesome.

tonight we got free pizza and bowling, and on our lane i put my name as felix unger, the next guy's as clark kent, the next as yoko ono, and the last as ultraman. can you guess what that spells, when you put it all together? that's right, boys and girls! FUCK YOU!
also at bowling, i saw the words "cosmic bowling" out of the corner of my eye and at first i thought it said "colin dowling."
"boy," i thought to myself, "coline doline is involved in everything, even at cal poly!" man oh man, i couldn't have been more wrong.

song of the post: bob seger - turn the page (metallica is better though)