ten reason why stephen hilton is the shit:

01. even with all the shit he's endured in his life, he's had the courage and the willpower to keep living and wading his way through it, and that is commendable.
02. everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious (unless he's serious, in which case i have never met anyone with more sincerity).
03. despite what he may tell you, he is way smarter than most people i know.
04. though i have never had occasion to turn to him with my problems, he strikes me as the kind of person that would listen intently and then give advice that i would have no choice but to follow. i have also heard that this is the case from many people.
05. daniel may be naturally good at any game he plays, but stephen is a natural god at any game he sees.
06. wearing a kilt does not threaten his feeling of manliness, and that is rare.
07. he does impressions better than anyone i know except for perhaps zellers, and even then it is a close thing.
08. i cannot think of a more creative person than stephen.
09. he draws stick figures like no one's motherfucking business. werd.
10. he uses inverted mouse, and as we all know, inverted mouse is the sign of a truly cool person.

i meant every word of this post, and that is the truth.
we love you, stepen.

song of the post: metallica - the god that failed