flaming poo

Friday, June 17, 2005

in the class i always went to and either:
  1. slept

  2. did the crossword

  3. left

i got a B, and i am very pleasantly surprised about that.

i moved out of my apartment in san luis and now all my crap is sitting on my bed at home for a couple weeks until i move back to san luis. our house is off of los osos valley road, right next to a park...two living rooms...big back yard...pretty sweet.

i just got back from san diego. i looked at a 91 celica convertible, and it was kinda shitty, and i didn't end up buying it due to a massive oil leak that would have cost $2700 to fix (she was asking $3000). however, it was fun to drive along the coast with a couple friends in a convertible; i probably won't get to do that again for awhile. we didn't go ice skating or play pool like we usually do, but it was still fun. we mostly just watched movies and played video games, including a couple hours of uh son deuce with paul, which was a lot of fun. speaking of uh son, i talked to rickyah and he says he's coming back pretty soon and he bought an xbox so we should all get together and kill each other for awhile.

jeebus showed me this guy's edited version of nwa's "straight outta compton" where all the NON-cuss words are edited out, and the blank space is edited out, so the result is intensely hilarious. example (my favorite): "muthafuckin niggas fuck ass!" and another: "fags nigga nuts!" go check it out at ni9e.com.

on the way back, jeebus dropped me off at mickey d's on his way to work, and i had a mcgriddle. man, that is the best artery-clogging breakfast food i've ever tasted. it's like a sausage and egg biscuit/muffin but instead of the biscuit/muffin it's a pancake filled with maple syrup. you just can't beat that. and i wouldn't have thought cheese would go with that, but i like cheese a lot, and it works out. so after i left mcdonald's i walked over to the trolley station, and when i was about a hundred feet away the trolley pulled up, so i started running, and then i got like 30 feet from it and he started pulling away, so i stopped running and put my hands up in exasperation. then the dude stopped and motioned for me to get on, so that was the first lucky break of the day. however, this meant i didn't have time to buy a ticket, but i wasn't too worried about it because i bought one on the way there and no one checked it, and ryan told me they never check it. so keep this in mind as i tell you about these two black women that got on the trolley a little later. they talked very loudly, and at one point one of them took out what looked like a textbook, and started highlighting it. but she didn't highlight just certain words, like you would expect; she hightlighted every single line. her friend asked her if she was taking a class, and she said, "no, i just be studyin." i was flabbergasted. then i had to transfer to another trolley, and i had a chance to buy a ticket this time, and i almost did, but then i decided against it. the trolley arrived and i got on and sat down, and as soon as it started moving, i noticed a uniformed man standing in the back with a pad of paper. "oh fuck," i thought to myself as he started walking forward through the trolley, asking people for their tickets. we arrived at the next stop, and i got off there before he got to me, then walked back to the car behind the one i was in, and got back on. there were no ticket checkers there, and the other dude never came back to that car. that was my second lucky break of the day.

when i got back i found out my neighbor was selling a car, so i bought it. it's a 94 mercury sable with 80k miles, power everything, 3.8L V6 (pretty fast), huge trunk for my subs...not a bad car. i got it for $2850. it will be nice to have my own car again, and i missed my system so much i'll probably go deaf within a couple days of putting it in.

jeebus, look what time i posted this.

everyone else needs to update their goddamn motherfucking shit.

song of the post: system of a down - byob

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